How Venom Let There Be Carnage Should Have Ended

Transcript
We open with Carnage about to kill that one guard when an alarm goes off, weakening the monster until Carnage destroys it.

Carnage: Now where were we?

Suddenly, more alarms go off and Carnage drops to the ground, defeated. Two guards standing by an alarm button switch the alarms off.

Guard 1: Whew, that was a close one. Can you imagine if this prison only had one alarm?

Guard: Hehehe, one of us might have died.

How Venom: Let There Be Carnage Should Have Ended

We cut to Cletus and Shriek escaping in their stolen car.

Cletus: I got your dream car, babe.

Shriek: Oh yeah!

Cue the car beginning to stall a little.

Cletus: Uh... you have driven before, right?

Shriek: Nope!

Cue the car going off road and crashing offscreen.

Fast Forward.

Carnage towers over the defeated Eddie.

Carnage: You're going to watch her die!

Eddie: Ha! Sweet.

Carnage: Wait, what?

Eddie: I can tell you're about to slowly rise up to the top of this building, giving me enough time to esc-.

Carnage: I just said you're going to watch her die! Why would I suddenly just leave?

Eddie: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Carnage: That wouldn't make sense now, would it?

Eddie: No?

Carnage brings Anne closer.

Carnage: Well here goes!

Carnage eats Anne in front of Eddie.

Eddie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Fast forward.

But this is how it really should have ended...

Venom gives Eddie his "breakfast" while Eddie reads a letter sent by Cletus.

Venom: Tadaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Eddie: Ah, Cletus has requested to see me one last time.

Venom: Why would you do that? There is nothing to gain.

Eddie: I mean, I've only seen him twice. Maybe I owe him this.

Venom: He's a psychotic serial killer! You owe him nothing!

Eddie: I think I'm gonna do it!

Venom: NO! This is too dangerous and you are too vulnerable right now! I will not let you go!

Eddie stands up.

Eddie: You can't control me!

Venom: Actually, I can.

Venom makes Eddie sit back down with little resistance.

Eddie: Stop it!

Venom: NO! You might do something you'll regret!

Eddie: No, I won't! Let me go!

Venom: But I might do something you'll regret!

Brief silence as Eddie realises Venom has a point.

Eddie: You know what, I can actually see that happening. Fine. We'll just stay here.

Cut to Ravencroft as Cletus is waiting for Eddie to visit him one last time.

Cletus: Is Eddie coming?

Guard: Doesn't look like it, Cletus. Welp, it's time for your execution!

Cletus: Aw.... There was going to be carnage.

We cut to later at The Antihero Food Truck/Machete-Changas as our lethal protector finishes telling their story while drawing something for King Shark.

Venom: So that's the end of that psycho.

Deadpool: Yeah, that was probably a good call. Who knows what might've happened.

Venom: Exactly.

Eddie: Here you go!

Eddie gives King Shark an actually good drawing of the giant shark man, courtesy of Venom.

King Shark: Thank you. Very pretty, me.

Ratcatcher: Where did you learn to draw so well?

Venom: I was quite the artist on my home planet. I had a lot of time alone.

Ratcatcher: You are so sweet. I can not imagine you didn't have lots of friends.

Deadpool: And I'm just glad we didn't have to break the two of you up.

Venom: Yeah, we are still working on some things.

Eddie: But in the end, there's no bad blood between us.

As Eddie talks, a mosquito drinks some of Eddie's blood from his neck before flying away.

Venom: Yep, no bad blood.

Cue the head of Carnage appearing on the mosquito

Mosquito Carnage: I WILL KILL YOU, MY FATHER!!!

The End.

We cut to the events of the mid credits scene as Eddie and Venom are transported to another universe.

Eddie: What's going on?!

Venom: I don't know!

They notice the news report, showing an image of Spider-Man from The Sam Raimi Trilogy.

News Reporter: And there he is, our friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man!

Eddie transforms into Venom, who glares at the image of Spider-Man.

Venom: That... guy!

???: Dude!

Venom looks over to see that the person is none other than Venom from The Sam Raimi Trilogy.

Raimi Trilogy Venom: What are you doing in my universe?

Cue a tendril latching onto Raimi Trilogy Venom's chest, the villain getting dragged off screen, and the sounds of Venom eating his bastardised counterpart.

Venom (speaking for everyone): There. That's better.