How Spider-Man: Far From Home Trailer Should Have Ended

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Nick Fury: We have a job to do and you're coming with us.

Spider-Man: There's gotta be someone else you can use. What about Thor?

Nick Fury: Off world.

Spider-Man: Captain Marvel?

Maria Hill: Unavailable.

Spider-Man: Black Panther?

Nick Fury: He's running a country!

Spider-Man: Hawkeye?

Nick Fury: He's got a family.

Spider-Man: What about Hulk?

Maria Hill: He hurt his arm.

Spider-Man: He hurt his arm?

Nick Fury: Plus, he doesn't like smashing things anymore.

Spider-Man: What kind of Hulk doesn't like to smash?

Nick Fury: It has to be you! You're the only one who can do it!

Spider-Man: Ooh, what about Bucky? He's got that cool metal arm.

Maria Hill: Peter.

Spider-Man: Or Captain America!

Nick Fury: He retired.

Spider-Man: He what?!

Maria Hill: Yeah, he went back in time so he's super old.

Nick Fury: And he gave his shield to Falcon!

Spider-Man: So call him then!

Nick Fury: YOU ARE COMING WITH US! YOU'RE GONNA BE THE NEXT IRON MAN AND THAT'S THAT!

Spider-Man: But what about-?

Nick Fury: AAAH! THAT'S IT! NO MORE BUTS! Got it?

Spider-Man: [dejectedly] Yes, Mr. Fury.

Nick Fury: Alright, let go to the-.

Spider-Man: What about Ant-Man and Wasp?!?

Nick Fury: Oh my gosh!

Maria Hill: They're too far away!

Spider-Man: What about Doctor Strange then? He can teleport. Or War Machine? Or Scarlet Witch? She almost killed Thanos by herself. They'd be way better at doing this than me.

Fury and Hill exchange a look.

Spider-Man: And what about Valkyrie? She literally has a flying horse! Did you see that thing? I even rode it! I'm still a high schooler.

Nick Fury: Fine! You don't want to do this, we'll call somebody else!

Spider-Man: [leaving] WOOHOO! VACATION TIME!

We cut to The Water Elemental attacking Venice.

Water Elemental: Behold my power and cower beneath me, Mortals!

Falcon: [off-screen] How 'bout no.

The Water Elemental turns to see... Falcon (as The New Captain America), Bucky, War Machine, Black Panther, Scarlet Witch, Professor Hulk, Hawkeye, Valkyrie, Doctor Strange, Ant-Man, and Wasp ready to fight him.

Water Elemental: [feeling defeated] Oh crap.

How The Spider-Man Far From Home Trailer Should Have Ended

We cut to Spider-Man talking to Mysterio, after the reveal of The Multiverse.

Spider-Man: So you're saying there's a multiverse?

Mysterio: Yep.

???: Actually, we like to call it The Spider-Verse.

We pan over to reveal... Miles Morales, Peter B. Parker, Spider-Gwen, Spider-Man Noir, Peni Parker, Sp//dr, and Spider-Ham from Into The Spider-Verse.

Miles: Hey.

The end.