How The Incredibles Should Have Ended



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Mr Incredible faces...

Mr Incredible: Bomb Voyage.

Bomb Voyage: Monsieur Incredible!

Incrediboy: And Incrediboy! (hovers over to them with his rocket boots) Hey, aren't you curious how I get around so fast? I have these rocket boots.

Mr. Incredible: Go home, Buddy, now.

Bomb Voyage tries to sneak away while Mr. Incredible and Incrediboy argue until Mr. Incredible grabs him by the collar of is shirt.

Incrediboy: This is because I don't have powers, isn't it? Well, not every superhero has powers, y'know. I invented these. I can fly. Can you fly?

Mr. Incredible: Fly home, Buddy. I work alo-. Wait, you made those?

Incrediboy: My boots? Yeah. Pretty cool, huh?

Mr. Incredible: Yeah, they are! You think you can make ME some stuff like that?

Incrediboy: Would I?!

Mr. Incredible: I mean I gotta go get married real quick but let's talk in a few days. Huh? How does that sound?

Incrediboy: Okay! (flies for home)

Mr. Incredible: (to Bomb Voyage) ♪Guess who's getting rocket boots.♪

15 Years Later

We cut to The Super Cafe. Mr Incredible is wearing an armoured version of his red suit and a Saiyan Scouter.

Mr. Incredible: So yeah, he was obnoxious but the kid had spirit. Plus, he apparently had a lot of money and could make me lots of really cool gadgets. You know what that's like, right?

Batman: Yeah. Because I'm Batman.

Superman: That sounds a lot like kid labour.

Mr. Incredible: He wanted to be involved. Plus, he's a good guy now.

Incrediboy: (outside, flying past with a robber in tow) What's up, fellas?

Mr. Incredible: Looking good, kid! I mean could you imagine if I turned him away? Let's just say this Cafe Scenario might've been something completely different.

Cut to the original ending timeline in The Villain Pub with Voldemort and Loki.

Voldemort: Heroes are so annoying.

Syndrome: (sitting beside them) I know, right?

Cut back to the correct timeline in The Cafe.

Superman: Who would ever enjoy that?

Batman: I think you'd be surprised.

Superman: So then what happened?

Mr. Incredible: Well, it's been years but some people tried to sue me for saving their life. The government wrote some laws telling us to be normal (chuckling) but The Supers just laughed like "Try and make us!".

Superman: You guys are lucky you didn't have a civil war or something over that.

Batman: Hehehehe.

Then Mrs. Incredible arrives, to Superman's shock.

Mrs. Incredible: Hey, honey, ready to go?

Superman: UM...

Mr. Incredible: Sure. Uh, do you guys know The Missus?

Superman: UM, NOPE!

Mrs. Incredible: (seeing Superman) You look familiar. Have we met?

Batman: Yeah, she does seem familiar. You sure you've never seen her before?

Superman: NOPE! THIS-THIS IS THE FIRST TIME!

The end.

Cut to later. Batman and Superman are by themselves. Batman chuckles after that turn of events when...

Edna Mode: (outside) NO CAPES!