Iron Man

"'I AM IRON MAN, YOU HERE ME? I AM IRON MAN!!!'"

Tony Stark is a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist who became the superhero Iron Man.

Early Life
Tony Stark was born to Howard and Maria Stark in 1970. Tony's relationship with Howard was not genial, though Howard's butler Edwin Jarvis became close to Tony. A child prodigy, Tony graduated MIT when he was 17 years old.

When he was 21, Tony's parents left for a brief trip, but they were soon slain by the Winter Soldier. Tony soon inherited Stark Industries and became one of the greatest scientific pioneers in the world.

HOW IRON MAN SHOULD HAVE ENDED
He becomes Iron Man and fights his first big foe, Iron Monger. However, after Iron Monger‘s slow take off speed, he shoots a tank missile at Iron Monger, killing Iron Monger. He tells the world he is Iron Man, then goes to the Super Cafe and tells this story. Batman and Superman are very confused on why he did some stuff in the Story, then Iron Man proceeds to say that he can defeat both of them. Superman then challenges him to an arm wrestle.

How Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows Should Have Ended
In a post-credit scene, Sherlock Holmes dons the Iron Man suit and unleashes a tank missile at Moriarty.

HOW THE AVENGERS SHOULD HAVE ENDED.
After the Battle of New York, Stark brings all the Avengers to the Super Cafe where they eat shawarma and then proceed to tell Batman and Superman their story. As they are telling the story, all their box office money covers them.

How Iron Man 3 Should Have Ended
After sending his threat to the Mandarin, Stark orders JARVIS to activate the House Party Protocol. Sure enough, when the Mandarin's forces arrive at Stark's mansion, a fleet of Iron Man suits emerge from the mansion and unleash a salvo of tank missiles at the army.

BAT-PHONE
When Super Man says that Siri is like Jarvis, Iron Man flies by and says “No it’s not”, and then Superman is like “Yes it is”, And Iron Man is like “No it’s not”.

How Spider-Man Homecoming Should Have Ended
Tony arrives in the Mark 47 suit to help Spider-Man prevent the boat from splitting apart, only for Peter to fire another web line that holds the boat together with a %100 of none of the webs breaking. Tony then congratulates Peter on his success.

He later appears at the new Avengers Facility and offers Peter to be an Avenger and wear the new Iron Spider suit. Peter happily accepts the position and puts on the suit. The two later join Batman and Superman at the cafe and tell them what transpired. Superman believes that this counts as kidnapping and tells Tony that he needs to turn himself in. Tony refuses and warns Superman of his kryptonite tank missiles, which he secretly asks F.R.I.D.A.Y to install for later.

How It Should Have Ended Episodes
How Iron Man should have ended

How The Avengers should have ended

How Sherlock Holmes: A game of shadows should have ended

How Iron Man 3 should have ended

How Captain America 2:The Winter Soldier should have ended

How The Avengers: Age of Ultron should have ended

How Captain America: Civil War should have ended

Captain America: Civil War alternative HISHE

How Spider Man Homecoming should have ended

How Justice League Should Have Ended

How The Avengers: Infinity War should have ended

How Captain Marvel Should Have Ended

How Avengers: Endgame Should Have Ended

Avengers: Endgame Alternate HISHE

Trivia

 * Tony Stark is played by Robert Downey, Jr. in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
 * This is referenced in the Sherlock Holmes 2 HISHE, where Sherlock dons an Iron Man suit in the post-credits scene.
 * As a running gag, Stark has a penchant of firing tank missiles to solve all his problems. He usually announces his tank missiles with a quirky falsetto, though in the Civil War HISHE, he instead announces the tank missile in anger.