How Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out Of The Shadows Should Have Ended

Transcript
We open with Raph about to jump off a plane.

Raph: Oh, man! Oh, man! What would Vin Diesel do?

Vin Diesel: Aw you know what I would do.

Raph: Huh?! Ooooh yeah!

Donnie: Where's Raph? He should be here right now!

Leo: I don't like this.

Mikey: Uh, dudes, I think I found him.

Cut to Raph and Vin Diesel in a car

Raph and Vin Diesel: WhooooooOOOOOOOo! Yeaaaah Boyeeeeee!

Mikey: Isn't he coming in kind of fast? And furious?

Vin Diesel: I am Groooooot!

Plane blows up and explodes

Cue title

Leo: Alright, Guys! We've made it to the technodrone! All we've gotta do is... What is that thing!?

Mikey: Whoa! I was expecting way worse, dudes..

Krang: RRAAAAAGH!

Ninja Turtles: AAAAAGHHH!!!

Leo stabs him with his sword.

Mikey: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What are you doing, dude!?

Leo: I'm using my sword what does it look like?

Raph: We can do that?!

Leo: These are lethal weapons, dude!

Donnie: I thought we just use them to deflect things or help us parkour... Not actually kill things.

Krang: Rahhhhh!

Raph: Whaaaaa! He's still alive!

Krang: You fools! It's going to take a lot more than that to destroy...

Leo: Kill it! Kill it with your weapons!

(The Turtles kill Krang with their weapons. Mikey pulls out a gun out of nowhere and shoots Krang)

Leo: Whoa! Whoa! No! No! No! Mikey! Too far man.

Mikey: Sorry. My bad.

Donnie: Mikey, this is the kids movie!

Rocksteady: (Bebop & Rocksteady looking down their pants)Yeah... this is a kids movie...

April: Yeah, for the kids.

Madea: Yeah, for the children. (Turtles react in surprise)

Krang: Bleeeerrgh.......

Leo: Well alright then. I guess we're done h...

The End

Donnie: One sip of this, and we'll stay the same on the inside but look like humans on the outside.

Leo: I'll do whatever you guys say. It's your call.

Raph: Alright, we won't be humans! ( throws mutagen into wall)

Mikey: Dude! You just made the decision for everyone? I want to be human!

Donnie: Geez, Raph that's exactly why you were so mad at Leo in the first place!

Raph: Oh sorry.

Mikey: I wanna be human! (licking mutagen) Gimme make me human! (continues licking) Tastes like Ecto Cooler (resumes licking) Am I human yet? Bummer.