Super Cafe: And The Reboot Goes To

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Batman: So did you see the award show?

Superman: Yeah, I guess Hollywood really hates superhero movies.

Batman: Well, I'd say they should stop starring in them if it bothers them that much.

Superman: I mean who hates superhero movies? We make millions of people happy over and over again. What's wrong with that?

Batman: I don't understand award shows. It's always "Which Actress cried the most amazingly?", or "Which person transformed their voice the best?", and I'm just like "I DO THAT EVERY DAY!"

Superman: You cry every day?

Batman: No, change my voice.

Superman: Oh. What does your normal voice sound like?

Batman: It doesn't matter what my normal voice sounds like! But if I did cry every day, it would still be amazing. Do you know why?

Superman: Because you're-?

Batman: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN! Hehe, yes, that's right.

Superman: Oh, well, give this guy a trophy. But why all the hate? What did we ever do to them?

Batman: We, uh, crushed their box-office sales.

Superman: How is that our fault?

Batman: Beats me. (sips his coffee)

Superman: So... (as Spider-Man swings past) Anything else going on?

Batman: Nope. That's pretty much everything I think.

Spider-Man: I'M GONNA BE IN THE UNIVERSE!!! Did you here?! I'm gonna be in the universe!

Superman: Everybody IS in the universe, you goof.

Spider-Man: Not THIS universe! (swings off) WOHOO!!! MARVEL, YEAH!!! REBOOT!!!

Batman: Well, he DID just finish 2/3's of his last series. Seems like it's time for a reboot.

Superman: Oh, I hope it's not a reboot.

Batman: Why?

Superman: Because I'm SO over reboots.

Batman: You... You just had a reboot.

Superman: Uh-.

Batman: I'm gonna reboot with you when we get mad and fight for two hours.

Superman: Okay.

Aquaman: I want a reboot! Can I get all tatted up and wear guyliner?

Batman: Uh, sure. Okay.

Aquaman: Alrighty then! Welp, see you later.

Batman: Everybody gets a reboot.

Superman: Well, that seems weird to me. Too many reboots can not be a good thing. I mean, where does it end? Do we reboot Indiana Jones? Do we reboot Lord of The Rings? Do we reboot Harry Potter?

Batman: *GASP!* You hush your face!

Superman: Maybe Hollywood is right. Maybe we aren't original anymore. Maybe we do just make the same stories over and over... and over.

Batman: Well, maybe it doesn't matter because we're awesome. And besides, some of us actually DO need a reboot.

Aquaman: (in his movie form) Okay, I'm back.

Superman & Batman: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!

Super Cafe: And The Reboot Goes To

The End.

Cut to an award ceremony, host by Magneto.

Magneto: And the reboot goes to... (opens an envelope) Fantastic Four for "Nobody Likes Your Old Movies".

Everyone cheers.