The Slender Games - HISHE

Plot
During the 74th annual Hunger Games, the Careers are searching the forest for tributes to murder when Marvel shows up with a note saying, "Don't look or it takes you." As the Careers ponder what it means, the Slender Man appears and forces them to run while Marvel is paralyzed with fear. The Slender Man proceeds to kill off the surviving tributes one by one. When only Katniss remains, she is proclaimed the victor of the Hunger Games, only for the Slender Man to kill her, too.

Transcript

 * (We open on the Careers at night, hunting for other tributes)
 * Cato: Hahahaha. We're so gonna murder those tributes until it's time for us to murder each other.
 * Clove: You said it, hahah!
 * (Marvel arrives)
 * Marvel: Hey guys, check out this weird note I found!
 * Clove: What note? Like a sponsor note?
 * Marvel: No, just this weird note, taped to these rocks we passed. Don't look or it takes you.
 * Glimmer: Well, that's weird.
 * Marvel: What do you think it means?
 * Cato: It's probably just a trick or someone's trying to play on-- OH MY GOSH!! What is that??
 * (They see Slender Man)
 * All: AHHHHH!!!!
 * Clove: Let's get out of here!
 * (They run off)
 * Cato: Who was that?
 * Peeta: I don't know.
 * Glimmer: We lost Marvel.
 * Cato: Who was that?!
 * Thresh: Guys? Hello?? Something really weird is happening. (sees Slender Man) Ahhhhh!!
 * Clove: Where are you, you bald creep? Come on, I know you're-- (sees Slender Man) AHHHHHHH!!!!!
 * Rue: Oh thank god, it's a bathroom! I'll just hang in- (Slender Man appears in the bathroom) AHHHH!!!
 * Cato: (Crying) Who keeps banging that drum?! (sees Slender Man) AHHHH!!!!
 * Glimmer: I just - wanted to hunt other children. (sees Slender Man) Ahhhhhhh!!!
 * Peeta: (crying while painting camouflage) Camo, camo camouflage paint. Camo, camo, camo, camo--- AHHHHH!!!!! (gets killed by Slender Man)


 * (Eventually, only Katniss is left, and she looks around the forest warily.)
 * Claudius: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the victor of the 74th annual Hunger Games: Katniss Everdeen!
 * Katniss: What? Already? I made it? Yea!! Alright, District 12!! Woohoo! I win! (sees the Slender Man) AHH!!!!!!!!
 * (Back in the control room...)
 * Seneca Crane: What the? What the heck just happened?
 * Man: Oh sorry, I forgot to tell you. Slender Man gets you even if you win the game.
 * Seneca: Dude!!
 * Man: Sorry.
 * (Cut to Caesar Flickerman and Claudius)
 * Caesar and Claudius: HAHAHAHAHAHHA!
 * Caesar: Slender Games!!
 * (Cue the credits)
 * Slender Man: Here I am! Thanks for watching. HAHA!