How Avengers: Age of Ultron Part One Should Have Ended

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Ultron: I had strings. Now I don't. (transfers himself into the robots in Sokovia) Pinocchio Song.

Cut back to Avengers Tower.

Bruce: All our work is gone! Ultron deleted everything and now he's in the internet!

Maria Hill: If he's in the internet, he can do anything.

Clint: Hey, guys, I can't check my emails.

Natasha: He change all our passwords.

Rhodey: It gets worse. Ultron shut off the cable.

Thor: (grabbing Tony) This is all your fault! How are we supposed to watch Game of Thrones now, Tony?! HOW?!

Bruce: We got no cable, we've got no internet! Rage! Building! (changes into Hulk)

Nastasha: Easy, big guy!

Hulk: HULK SMASH! (leaves)

Nastasha: (chasing after Hulk) The sun's getting real low!

Tony: I'm calling in Veronica!

Ultron: You think I don't know about Veronica?

Veronica: (falling to it's death) I have failed you...

Tony: Okay, let's see how fast I can buy the parts for a new Veronica.

Stark Funds: YOU ARE RICH! $100,000,000,000 (changes) YOU ARE BROKE. $0 :'(

Tony: Oh, that's evil.

Clint: He's using our technology against us! All the traffic lights are green!

Cue cars crashing into each other.

Rhodey: I can handle this. War Machine coming at ya!

Only his helmet drags along the floor.

Tony: Don't worry, I got it.

His armor doesn't come. Ultron appears on the TV.

Ultron: Oh, your suits don't work either.

Tony: This is bad! This is very bad!

Nick Fury: Stark, what did you do?! What did you do?!

They look to see the carnage outside.

Steve: We have to save these people! Everyone, get in The Quinjet!

Ultron: (making the Quinjet crash) I hope you don't mean this Quinjet.

They groan because they can do nothing. Cut to later in The Villain Pub.

Ultron: So I just sent them on endless goose chases while I evolved and made my Earth-destroying meteor. (chuckles) They never even stood a chance.

Everyone laughs.

Voldemort: So when is this meteor supposed to hit?

Ultron: Oh, some time about now.

Everyone resumes laughing.

Voldemort: He said now.

Joker: Wait, what?

The Pub is destroyed. Cut to The Super Cafe.

Superman: Hey, did you hear something?

The Cafe is destroyed. Batman is still alive drinking coffee

Superman: HOW IN THE WORLD?! Nevermind. We'll talk later.

Superman starts flying around the Earth to turn back time.

Batman: IT'S BECAUSE I'M-!

The Avengers will return in How Avengers: Age of Ultron Part Two Should Have Ended