The Lego HISHE

The Lego HISHE is a stop-motion video that shows what happens after the Lego Movie.

Story

Ten seconds after the Lego Movie, Superman asks Batman what went wrong because they are superheroes and master builders. Batman says he doesn't follow. Superman talks about how he and most of the master builders were captured by Bad Cop,and starts complaining because he was pinned to the ground by a piece of gum. Batman says it must have been kryptonite gum,and Superman said he should have broken free of the gum and stopped Bad Cop. Batman asks why he didn't do it,Superman replies by saying that some superheroes (wonder woman,michelangelo,gandalf,and dumbledore)were taken down like they have no powers. Green Lantern arrives and says the superheroes were misrepresented. Batman tells Superman that Superman is jealous(because he didn't get to help him stop lord buisness). Superman says Emmet is the hero and is leading the charge against the Duplos. Emmet smashes a Duplo and stops to say hello to them. Batman says that Superman is “jelly”,and starts chanting and Superman leaves. Batman yells “try to not step in any gum”. The credits roll while Batman is singing a parody of everything is awesome called everything is Batman.

Transcript
10 seconds after The Lego Movie...

Cut to Superman and Batman in The Super Cafe.

Superman: What went wrong here? I mean, we're superheroes AND Master Builders.

Batman: I don't follow.

Superman: Well, there we all were in Cloud Cuckoo Land, listening to Emmett when Bad Cop shows up and suddenly we're all taken prisoner just like that.

Batman: Well, not all of us were captured.

Superman: You're telling me Superman, The Man of Steel, is overwhelmed by a bunch of micromanaging drones and then stopped by a piece of gum?

Cue that exact flashback. Batman chuckles after remembering that.

Superman: A PIECE OF GUM?!

Batman: Must've been Kryptonite Gum.

Superman: I guess. I mean I should have been like...

We then see how Superman would've saved the day by getting free of the gum.

Superman: What is this, gum? (flies upwards) Haha! (throws the gum at a police car) Why don't you chew on this?!

Then proceeds to destroy every drone in the surrounding area. Cue imaginary ceremony.

Vitruvis: Superman saved the day!

Unikitty: Hooray for Superman!

Everyone cheers... and then cut back to the present.

Batman: Well, why didn't you do that?

Superman: I DON'T KNOW! So many heroes were just knocked down like they have no abilities whatsoever. It makes no sense. Wonder Woman... gone.

Wonder Woman: Dang it!

Superman: Michelangelo... taken down.

Mikey: Not radical.

Superman: Freakin' Dumbledore AND Gandalf?!

Gandalf: Oh dear.

Superman: THANKS, MAGIC!

Green Lantern appears outside.

Green Lantern: Yeah, tell me about it. Us heroes were so misrepresented. Right, guys?

Superman: (remembering Hal's movie) Yeah. Totally.

Green Lantern: Well, see you later. (walks off)

Batman: You know what I think? I think you're just jealous.

Superman: No, I'm not.

Batman: You're so jelly.

Superman: First of all, please don't say "jelly". That is so weird.

Batman: You're upset that you didn't get to help me save everyone from Lord Business.

Superman: Help you?!

Batman: Yeah.

Superman: Dude, Emmett is the hero! In fact, he's leading the charge against this... (looking at the destruction outside) whatever this baby block invasion thing is that's happening right now.

Duplo Creature: We are here to destroy you!

Emmett: (killing it in his mech) No! No, you're not! (looks inside The Super Cafe) Hey, fellas!

Both: (unenthusiastically) Hey...

Emmett leaves.

Superman: See?

Batman: You're jelly.

Superman: I am not.

Batman: ♪I don't think he's ready! Supes is jelly! I don't think he's ready for this! Is my body too bat-a-licious for you, Kal!♪

Superman: (leaving) I'm just gonna go home.

Batman: Try to not step in any gum!

The End.

♪Everthing is Batman!

Everything is cool when you're Batman!

Everything is Batman!

BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!♪

YouTube Outro.

Daniel Baxter: Hey, everyone, thanks for watching. We hope you enjoyed our first stop-motion episode. Huge extra special thanks to The Master Builders at Brotherhood Workshop for joining us on this short. Go check out their channel for more amazing stop-motion videos. Be sure to follow us as well, check out our store for HISHE gear, and as always, thank you for the support. We'll see you at the next video. Bye!