How Jurassic Park Should Have Ended



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 * Guy: Dr. Grant. My dear Dr. Settler. Welcome to Jurassic-- Ughhhh...
 * Guy 2: OhOhhh... More like Jurassic plop! Hahahah, am I right? Yea, am I right?


 * Dr. Grant: The raptors are gonna break through. We need the door lock back on line...
 * Dr. Settler: If only was someone not doing anything that could help reach this gun... We could just shoot it in the face.
 * Dr. Grant: They're too intelligent. Even now the raptors are probably evolving and figuring out a way to outsmart us. Nature find a way.
 * Raptor: Hey guys, can you let me in? I really wanna kill everyone in that room.
 * Dr. Grant: See?! They've already learned to speak just by watching us.
 * Dr. Settler: Clever girl.
 * Raptor: What are you guys doing in there? Trying to reboot the system? Psh, that's not gonna matter.
 * Dr. Settler: Yes it will.
 * Raptor: No, it won't.
 * Dr. Grant: Don't, don't encourage her.
 * Raptor: I'll just hop through this glass. Then what are you gonna do?
 * Dr. Grant: Then we'll shoot you with this shotgun.
 * Raptor: You guys have a gun? And you haven't used it yet? Where'd you get that anyway? Never mind, I'll figure it out.
 * Dr. Settler: Where's it going?
 * Dr. Grant: I think she's looking for weapons.
 * Voice: You've got mail!
 * Dr. Grant: Really? You're checking your email now?
 * Girl: It's not me, it's the Raptor.
 * Boy: What does LOLZ mean?
 * Dr. Grant: Oh no, she's advanced to some future language.
 * Dr. Settler: HAha, what are we gonna do??
 * Dr. Grant: There's nothing we can do! They are the most dangerous animals on the planet. I know because I dug up their bones.
 * Raptor: I'm back, suckers!
 * Dr. Grant: Uhh, everybody get down!
 * Raptor: Say hello to my little friend! Ahhhhh!!!!
 * Ray: Enough is enough!! I've had it with these mother-effering raptors on this mother-effering island!
 * Dr. Settler: Ray, you're alive! And you have both arms?!
 * Ray: What? Sure I've got both arms. Why wouldn't I?
 * Dr. Settler: Because, a black guys arm... it fell on me. We thought you were dead!
 * Ray: Oh, I see. So a black arm falls on you and you just assume it's mine?!
 * Dr. Settler: Wha--a--no?... That's not what---


 * Guy: Are you kidding with this place?
 * All: AHHHHHHH!!!!!
 * Ray: Hold on to your butts!


 * Pilot: So you guys had a rough time on an island, huh? Boy, I sure know what that's like.