Super Cafe: Batman Go

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Superman is playing Pokemon Go.

Superman: Hoho, look, you've got a Bulbasaur on your shoulder.

Batman: Ugh, are you playing that stupid game?

Superman: Hey, Bulbasaur. How's about you... Get in this Pokeball! Yes, got him. Wait, no, he broke out. Dang it. Give him some berries. Now, get in that Pokeball! Get in that Pokeball! Get in that Pokeball!

Batman: Can't believe this.

Superman: Get in that Pokeball! Get in that Pokeball! Dang it. Get in that Pokeball! Got him.

Batman: Wow.

Superman: Hold on for just a little longer and... Yes! Got him.

Batman: Well, thank goodness.

Superman: Haha. I shall name you "Bulba Fett".

Batman: You're so old.

Superman: You are! Otherwise, you'd be playing this game.

Batman: Why would I want to play that?

Superman: Because it's fun and it's free! You get to go all around the city and catch these little monsters. You never know what you'll find.

Batman: I already do that every night.

Superman: You play Pokemon every night?

Batman: No, I go all over the city hunting monsters. Except mine aren't fuzzy little cartoon animals.

Superman: They aren't all fuzzy.

Batman: Mine are actual evil criminals.

Superman: Some of them are really weird.

Batman: They're a danger to society.

Superman: My problem is I am too fast for this game. I can't ever get my eggs to hatch. I mean if the game keeps thinking I'm driving at fast speeds, what am I supposed to do. I'm sorry I fly too fast to hatch your eggs, Pokemon. (sighs) So frustrating.

Batman: Do you even hear yourself?

Superman: You should join! We could be on the same team. I'm Team Valor because strength and, y'know, the red cape. Aw, how am I kidding? You'd probably be Team Mystic, wouldn't you? Why do you always got to be so different?

Batman: Because I'm Batman.

Superman: Dang it, I knew you'd say that. I just-.

Batman: Getting slow?

Superman: No, someone's attacking my gym here at the cafe. Come on! Defend it! Oh, I lost to someone on Team Instinct!

Batman: (sarcastically) Oh, that's so sad.

Superman: It is! I mean, who picks The Yellow Team, right?

Wonder Woman: (walking by) Heeeey, thanks for the gym, Kal!

Superman: Dang it, Diana.

Batman: Well, you enjoy your kids game.

Superman: It's really fun. You should get it.

Batman: I told you, I already got my own. (gets out his Batphone) Batman Go. Check it out, it says that Boomerang is robbing a bank nearby. If I hurry, I can catch him! (leaves)

Cut to the bank. Boomerang is robbing the bank and playing Pokemon Go at the same time.

Boomerang: Put the money in the bag, Sheila! I haven't got all day! (Batman drops down quietly from the ceiling) I ran out of Pokeballs again and I'm not gonna pay for new ones! (Batman throws a Batball containing a net, catching Boomerang)

Batman: It looks like you forgot to stay aware of your surroundings. (sees the female attendee) Speaking of which, Hey. What's up? I'm Batman. (she nods) You wanna know my-? (phone bleeps) Oh! Hold on a sec! (Looks at his game revealing Joker nearby) Joker. (to audience) Gotta catch em all.

Super Cafe: Batman Go

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