How Godzilla vs Kong Should Have Ended

Transcript
We open in the Mechagodzilla testing room.

Walter Simmons: With this Mechagodzilla, we will be the most powerful species on Earth.

Intern: How exactly did you pull this off?

Walter: We used a skull from Ghidorah to bring it to life.

Intern: Which skull?

Walter: Why do you ask?

Intern: Well, one of the heads is a little... dumber.

Walter: I'm sure it's fine.

Cue Mechagodzilla being possessed by Kevin.

Mechagodzilla/Kevin: Hey, hey! I'm a robot now! (starts dancing the robot) Beep bop bop! Booboop bop bee bop! (realizes Ichi and Ni are missing) Hey, where'd my other heads go?

Cue title.

Cut to Kong in Antarctica.

Jia: (signing) Your family might be down there.

Kong nods, pushes forward, notices a bloody handprint, and pushes on it, revealing a secret room. He finds four other Kongs, much to his surprise.

Kong: (signing) Home?

1976 Kong: There's another one!

1933 Kong: We've been around so long... we thought we were the last ones! Welcome to our throne room, Kong!

2005 Kong: This is where we sit and think about how much we hate Godzilla!

Donkey Kong pounds his chest and makes video game sounds. Godzilla blasts a hole through the Kong throne room and roars.

2005 Kong: Oh he did NOT just blow a hole in our throne room!

1976 Kong: It's time, boys.

1933 Kong: We must protect this house!

He hands Kong the axe. Kong smirks. He then climbs out of the hole to fight Godzilla. They roar at each other. The other Kongs leap out of the hole to challenge Godzilla, who is horrified at the prospect of fighting five Kongs. Kong blocks Godzilla's atomic breath as 1933 Kong smacks Godzilla with a club, 1976 Kong cuts his chest with a sword, DK pelts Godzilla's foot with DK barrels, and 2005 Kong pierces his chest with a spear. Kong leaps forwards and absorbs Godzilla's atomic breath before knocking him down with his axe. Kong steps on Godzilla, who roars in defiance, and all the Kongs roar back.

Mechagodzilla: Hey guys, I'm here too! (the Kongs rush him) Oh! Oh no! Auuuughh! Whooah! Not the head! Not the heeeeeeaaaad!

2005 Kong rips his head off before eating the wires off.

Nathan Lind: Wow! That was amazing, big guy! I gotta tell you, you Kongs are so brave!

Unfortunately, he accidentally signs "coward" and is crushed by Kong's fist.

Madison: And we're here too for some reason!

DK throws a barrel at her and her friends.

BUT THIS IS HOW IT REALLY SHOULD HAVE ENDED

Kong is chained up on the Evergreen eating fish when Godzilla unleashes his atomic breath, destroying the ship and killing Kong and the others. Godzilla rises up from the water and winks at the audience.