How Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows Should Have Ended

Synopsis
Has Holmes truly met his match? Will Moriarty outsmart him once and for all?

Characters

 * Sherlock Holmes
 * Professor Moriarty
 * John Watson

Transcript

 * Professor Moriarty: In answer to your previous request regarding Dr. Watson not being involved... The answer is... When two objects collide, there is always damage of a collateral nature. Now... are you sure you want to play this--
 * Sherlock Holmes: Throat punch, throat punch, throat punch, throat punch! Throat punch, throat punch, throat punch...
 * (Title screen: How Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows Should Have Ended)
 * (John Watson arrives)
 * Professor Moriarty: Ahhhhh! Was it worth it Holmes? Now we're both dying to die in this watery grave.
 * Sherlock Holmes: Haha! But you are wrong you see because I suspected I would be thrown over the ledge. Which is why I took the liberty of stealing my brothers personal tank of oxygen.
 * Professor Moriarty: Do you mean this tank of oxygen?? Muahaha!
 * Sherlock Holmes: What?!
 * Professor Moriarty: I suspected you had a plan so I pick-pocketed you. Now I shall live and you shall die! Hahahaha!
 * Sherlock Holmes: Yes, well, so sorry to disapoint... But I had a feeling such trickery would arise which is also why I'm also in fact wearing this inflatable life preserver.
 * Professor Moriarty: Ah, are you now? But you see, I knew you would be wearing an inflatable vest so I secretly poked holes in it while we were playing chess! Muahahaha!
 * Sherlock Holmes: Ah but once again, I knew you would try such an act which is why it regretfully pains me to inform you that what you were actually poking holes in was in fact this... sack of beans.
 * Professor Moriarty: Hahaha sack of beans, good show! Clearly, we are equals.
 * Sherlock Holmes: Yes, frightfully equal. Well, since we will both clearly survive, I look to forward to an exciting future with you as my arch-nemesis.
 * Professor Moriarty: Quite right, indeed sir. That water looks awfully cold.
 * Sherlock Holmes: Hmmm... I did not consider the cold or the rocks.
 * Professor Moriarty and Sherlock Holmes: Ohhh!
 * John Watson: Why, Holmes? Whhyyyyyy?? We were just in the other room!
 * Iron Man: Tank missile!
 * Professor Moriarty: You've got to be kidding me!