Super Cafe: Trailer Of Steel

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Batman: So... you had a pretty sweet trailer recently.

Superman: I know! Wasn't it awesome?! It's just like, "Yes!"

Batman: Uh-huh.

Superman: I gotta say, I cried a little bit.

Batman: Yeah. I mean when I saw Christopher Nolan's name on the screen, I got a little overclipped myself.

Superman: That's-.

Batman: I was like, "NOLAN! I need a tissue."

Superman: That's not why people are excited about it.

Batman: I'm pretty sure it is.

Superman: No.

Batman: You know.

Superman: That's not-.

Batman: Because of Batman?

Superman: The ONLY reason. He didn't even direct this one.

Batman: Well, why did they need to put his name in the trailer?

Superman: They put producer credits in trailers all the time

Batman: Yeah, for the movies that need Daddy Warbuck's name to make it sound more exciting.

Superman: That's not what-.

Batman: From the makers...

Superman: No.

Batman: Of that one movie you love...

Superman: No.

Batman: Or, in this case, movies...

Superman: Stop it.

Batman: Comes this other movie that's in no way the same but we want you to think it will be.

Superman: I could throw you into the sun right now.

Batman: (Laughs)

Superman: What sort of trailer would you have preferred? Would you rather have it been a bunch of clips of destruction with the soundtrack going "BWAAAAAAAAAA, BWAAAAAAAAAA, BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"?

Batman: No, because that would've been a rip-off of Mr. Nolan as well.

Superman: Listen, I'm just think it was an exciting and meaningful trailer, and people are tired of seeing the same old thing.

Batman: Well, that or people are excited because you haven't been in a great movie since 1980. XD

Superman: Oh, go climb out of a wishing well!

Super Cafe: Trailer of Steel

The End.

Batman: Oh hey, almost forgot.

Superman: What?

Batman: Knock knock.

Superman: (sighs) Seriously?

Batman: Yeah, come on. Come on. Knock knock.

Superman: Who's there?

Batman: Bec.

Superman: Bec Who-? Oh gosh!

Batman: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!