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Superman: You gave up on which one?

Batman: Rachel.

Superman: You gave up on your girlfriend?

Batman: Ex.

Superman: Oh, so now she's your ex?

Batman: She was always my ex.

Superman: Yeah right.

Batman: I wanted to go out with the cat burglar.

Superman: You've, uh, been tearing yourself up about Rachel for six months, now you're happily ever after with this "Catwoman"?

Batman: Yep.

Superman: (hits the table) Well, Bruce, I'll bite.

Batman: You know, man, I didn't understand it either. It's all so hard and then it hit me on the way over here, y'know, like a ton of bricks. It's just so simple. When you-.

Superman: Dude, wait a second. (making faces) I'm getting vibed in, like, a really weird way here.

Apparently, Elastigirl is making baby faces at Supes.

Superman: This girl's looking at me like she knows me a little bit.

Batman: You don't recognise her?

Superman: No, I don't think I've ever met her before. I would definitely remember this one. She's got a lot of confidence, man. She's doing, like-. (taken back) Wow.

Batman: (about to turn and look) What's going on?

Superman: Bruce, stop. Stop. She's playing, like, a fun little game with me. (holds a napkin at his face) Come on, you little party girl. That's it. Fun little games? You wanna play fun little games? Come on, you cute little baby!

Batman: What are you doing?

Superman: Bruce, Bruce, please stop.

Batman: I'm Batman.

Superman: She's smiling at me. She's playing these fun little baby games. She don't know me. She doesn't know my address. You know my address, you little-? Oh, she's coming over here! Be cool. She's, like, the wild looney but I threw a great vibe at her. Like, the funny vibe. You'll see.

Elastigirl gets up... and lifts Jack-Jack, who was sitting opposite her.

Superman: Crap.

Elastigirl: (walking by) Yeah, we're gonna go bye-bye now. We're gonna go bye-bye. Yes, we're gonna go see Daddy. (leaves)

Superman is embarrassed. Bruce just smirks for the remainder of the video after seeing that.

Superman: So, did you call this Catwoman girl up, right? Or you didn't call her? You said you didn't call her? Why didn't you call her? Bruce? Bruce?

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The end.