How The Social Network Should Have Ended

Synopsis
In the 2010 biological drama film The Social Network, what if everyone suffered a mental breakdown when Facebook was getting popular?

Transcript

 * Mark: Why do I always wear sandals and shorts when it is freezing outside? I'm not upset. I don't care about anything you've been saying tonight. I just wanna be noticed and part of the final clubs. Because that's all that's important.
 * Erica: (Sighs) You're going to think girls don't like you because you're a nerd. But, really it will be because you're an asshole.
 * Mark: (Sighs) Crap. I can't believe she dumped me. She was really hot. I'm gonna blog so bad about her.
 * Edward: Should you be hacking these servers?
 * Mark: Psh, I don't care about privacy.
 * Twin 2: Hey, we're twins.
 * Twin: And there's two of me.
 * Twin 2: And our father's rich. We heard about your blog. We wanna hire you to make our social network.
 * Mark: Hmmm... That gives me an idea.
 * Edward: They're saying that we stole the Facebook.
 * Mark: I know.
 * Edward: So did we?
 * Edward: Why don't you feed your chicken?
 * Twin 2: This idea is potentially worth millions of dollars.
 * Guy: A million dollars isn't cool, you know what is cool? a frillion, wajillion, bazillion dollars.
 * Edward: That's not even a real number. We've worked on this together.
 * Mark: Do you want this? Do you want to go back to being a joke?
 * Edward: I am not a joke. I am Spider-Man.
 * Mark: I, not so secretly, hate your coolness.
 * Guy: Down here it's our time! It's our time, down here.
 * Mark: Did you just quote Goonies?
 * Guy: Mr. Zuckerburg, do I have your full attention?
 * Mark: No. You have the minimal amount, because I am more important than anyone in this room.
 * Guy: Well, excuse me!
 * Edward: Mark!! Ugh! The cops, they busted me with cocaine and mirrors, man.
 * Guy: Your best friend i suing for 600 bazillion dollars.
 * Edward: I was your one friend...
 * Mark: (Sighs) This is so impersonal. Hi, it's Mark Zuckerberg. I ugh... Well, I just wanted to say... I'm sorry.