How GhostBusters Should Have Ended/Transcript

(Scene Begins in Dana's apartment where the Eggs begin frying on their own, Dana gasps and hears a growl coming from her refrigerator where she opens it to show Zuul snarling at her. Dana screams and shuts the door.)

Dana: Welp,I'M not living in this place anymore!

(Leaves,tiles then cuts to The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man climbing Dana's apartment block to Reach the GhostBusters. Then cuts to the four GhostBusters.)

Egon Spengler: I have a theoretical idea. The door swings both ways we can reverse the particle flow through the gate.

Ray Stantz: How?

Egon Spengler: We'll cross the streams.

Peter Venkman: Excuse me Egon, You said crossing the streams was bad!

Egon Spengler: Not necessarily. There's definitely a very slim chance we'll survive.

Peter Venkman: How slim?

Egon Spengler: I don't know. (Pause) Slim.

Peter Venkman: You said our molecules would explode at the speed of light.

Winston Zeddemore: That's a little beyond slim Egon.

(Egon takes out his Calculator figuring out the possibilities of them surviving crossing the streams before Peter slaps it away angrily.)

Peter Venkman: Stop that!

Egon Spengler: (Angrily) Fine! Look it's either cross the streams or die by Ray's marshmallow man.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man: ROAR!

Peter Venkman: I love this plan. I'm excited to be a part of it! Let's do it!

(The four of them walk over to the portal proceeding to cross the streams.)

Ghostbusters: OOOOOOHHHHHHHAAAAAA!!!!

(The Marshmallow Man makes his way up to the top of the building with a look of shock on its face before the entire floor of the complex blow up killing The Ghostbusters and the Marshmellow Man.)

News Reporter: And then all the Ghostbusters died. Apparently crossing the streams is indeed very bad. Back to you Chuck!

(Cuts to black with a message saying Don't cross the streams! but says that there is more and that the film could have also ended THIS way. The scene cuts to Gozer confronting the team on the buildings floor.)

Gozer: Are you a Goooood?!

(Peter gestures a yes towards Ray.)

Ray Stantz: Um...Yes?

Gozer: Oh, ok well thats good.

Ray Stanz: Uh huh, well we're all Gods here. Come on down and we'll introduce you to everyone.

Gozer: What a relief! I thought I was the only one left! You know, I've been living in this crazy piramid...

Ray Stanz: (To Egon) Get the trap door! Get the trap!

(Egon presses the trap causing Gozer to be pulled in and disappear in a flash of light and the trap closes.)

Peter Venkman: Well that was surprisingly easy.

Ray Stanz; Yeah, good thing I said yes. Anyone else hunger for some Marshmallows?

Zuul: I am.

Vinz: Yeah I guess I could go for some Marshmallows too eh?

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