Super Café: Super Social Network

Super Café: Super Social Network is the 72nd episode of How it Should Have Ended. It is apart of the featured segment called, Super Café.

Logline
Batman and Supes review the finer points of social media while hanging out in their favorite café.

Synopsis
In the Super Café, Batman and Superman do the usual..."siting and talking". Superman is posting a tweet, causing Batman to comment on Superman's frequent status updates. Batman say Superman is coming across as "arrogant", with his tweets. Superman is flabbergasted and insist to what he means by "arrogant". Batman pulls out his Bat-Phone, and looks up Superman's profile. Reading aloud all his twitter comments, which all say: "JUST SAVED THE DAY!". As he scrolls down, another tweet is posted with the same message. Superman replies that he just saved some citizens while Batman read his tweeter feed. Batman says Superman's tweets are flooding everyone's updates with the same message. He ask him if he could start posting tweets less frequently from now on. Superman says he can't "tone down" the earth constantly needing his help, even if he tried. Batman tells him that he should maybe stop posting his victories online all time and that some people may take it the wrong way. Superman implies that Batman may be jealous of his frequent escapade. Batman quickly responds that his updates are "AWESOME", and shows Superman his phone. All the comments on the phone read, "I'M BATMAN!". Superman says that his tweets are a debatable definition of awesome and ask how are his updates are any different then Batman's, both seeming arrogant. Batman answers that his updates are "The Truth".

Superman tells him that his updates are the truth too, that he saves the day. And says that he'll probably saves the day tomorrow. Batman snarks that he'll be Batman tomorrow and decides to tweet "I'M BATMAN"...again. Superman frowns and suggest that Batman started the whole conversation just to say his signature line. Batman thinks that superman is right and takes a sip of his coffee.

After the end credit, Green Lantern appears outside of the Super Café window and insist to know why neither Batman or Superman have not accepted his friend request. Superman comes up with the excuse that they will soon and Batman say "when you make a good movie".

Transcript
(Supes is on his phone, tweeting)

Batman: So whatcha doing over there?

Superman: Just posting an update.

Batman: Yeah, uh, we need to talk about your status updates.

Superman: Why?

Batman: Um, because they're coming across a little arrogant.

Superman: Arrogant? What do you mean?

Batman: Well, let's take a look here shall we. Pull up your profile. Here we go. "Just saved the day!", "Just saved the day!", "Just got back from saving the day!!", "Here I go to save the day!" "Just saved the day twice!" "I'm saving the day!" "Just saved the day! with Wonder Woman", "Just saved the day!" And you just posted something new. What does it say? Ah, "Just saved the day!"

Superman: Yeah, I just rescued these people while you were reading that.

Batman: Well, that's my point.

Superman: What?

Batman: You're flooding everyone's updates with the same message. Think you could tone it down?

Superman: Tone down the Earth constantly needing my assistance? No, I don't think I can because I have been at it for a long time and it doesn't seem to be letting up.

Batman: Well, maybe you shouldn't post your victories online every time. Some people might take it the wrong way.

Superman: Are you jealous?

Batman: No, I'm not jealous! My updates are awesome! Check it out!

(All of Batman's updates say "I'm Batman!")

Superman: Okay, well that is a debatable definition of awesome but how is that not arrogant?

Batman: Because it's the truth.

Superman: Well, so is what I post. I save the day all the time. That's what I do, save the day. I'm probably gonna save the day tomorrow.

Batman: And I'm gonna be Batman tomorrow. Because I'm Batman. Haha, I need to tweet that real quick! (Starts typing on his phone)

Superman: I'm starting to think you started this conversation just so that you could say "Because I'm Batman".

Batman: Well, I'm starting to think... that you're on to something.

Super Cafe: Super Social Network

The end.

(Green Lantern shows up outside)

Green Lantern: Hey! How come you guys won't accept my friend requests?

Superman: Uh, we will.

Batman: As soon as you make a good movie.