Super Cafe: Bros Before Marios



Super Cafe: Bros Before Marios is the 84th episode of How It Should Have Ended. It is apart of the featured segment, Super Cafe.

Logline
''It's a new Super Cafe, ladies and gentlemen! A new cafe full of new faces! Enjoy episode 3, "Bros Before Marios".''

Synopsis
At the Super Cafe, Batman and Superman do the usual... "sitting and talking". Superman is talking about how he recently captured Lex Luthor and locked him up. Batman says classic. Superman tells Batman there is a little man behind him. He reveals himself as Mario and eats a mushroom to get big. After asking him what he was doing at the Cafe, Mario says he is hanging out with them because he is hanging with "his people" as they are superheroes. Superman tells Mario that it's not how superheroes work. Batman tells Mario it feels really forced. Mario tells them that he's just like them. Superman laughs with Mario saying again he's a superhero. Batman and Superman agree that he isn't a superhero. Mario says he recently rescue Princess Peach... again. Superman says that just because he rescued a princess from an unlocked castle doesn't make him a superhero. Batman says that Mario is a normal hero. Mario says his game says "Super Mario Brothers". He tells Superman that Superman is Superman and Mario is Super Mario. He says it is the same thing. Superman tells him that he and Mario aren't the same thing, because he doesn't need crazy plants to get superpowers. Mario tells Superman that he can throw fire and that he can be invincible with Batman saying a limited time. Mario says he can swim through water. Superman says again that he and Mario aren't the same thing. Mario then argues saying he is like Batman saying he has no powers so he wears a costume. Batman tells him not to get carried away and that he doesn't wear raccoon ears and a tail because he is Batman. He asks Mario if he sees the difference. Mario argues again saying that they are the same. Batman says he doesn't what to say now. The Avengers (Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Black Widow, Hawkeye, and Hulk) arrive with Thor saying that Mario is sitting in their booth. Captain America says to get out of the booth because it is their seats. Batman says they're going to need a bigger booth.

In a post-credits scene, Mario and Batman says their respective names with Mario in his raccoon suit.

Transcript
(HISHE Logo)

Superman: So I said, you'll have plenty of time for that, in prison! Hahahahahahaha!

Batman: Classic.

Superman: Oh my gosh, there's a little man next to you.

Batman: What the?

Mario: I'm not little.

Superman: Who is that?!

Mario eats a Super Mushroom and grows.

Mario: It's-a-me, Mario!

Batman: You didn't see this guy?

Superman: No I saw him. I can see everything! What uh- what are you doing here, Mario?

Batman: Are you lost?

Mario: I'm gonna hang out with my people. The superheroes, just like everybody else.

Superman: I don't think that's how this works.

Batman: Yeah, this feels really forced.

Mario: I'm just like you!

Superman: Hahahahahaha. Wait, what?

Mario: I'm a superhero!

Superman: Hahaha. No.

Batman: No. You aren't.

Mario: I rescue the princess.

Superman: I'm sorry, but just because you rescue a princess from an unlocked castle does not make you a superhero.

Batman: Sorry pal, that's just normal hero.

Mario: It says Super Mario in the game. You are Superman, I am Super Mario. It is the same. We are the same.

Superman: We are not the same. I don't have to eat crazy plants to get powers.

Mario: I can throw fire.

Superman: So?

Mario: I can be invincible.

Batman: For a limited time. Yes?

Mario: I can swim underwater for a long time.

Superman: We are not the same, dude.

Mario: Then I'm just like him. I have no power so I wear a costume.

Batman: Let's uh-- let's not get carried away, Mario. I don't wear raccoon ears and a tail. Because I'm Batman. You see the difference?

Mario: Nope. We are the same.

Batman: Welp, I got nothing. I don't know what to do here.

Thor: Kindly step aside, red plumber!

The camera reveals that the Avengers are outside the cafe.

Mario: Wha???

Superman: Uhhh... thank you.

Captain America: Hey Mario, get outta here. You're in our seat.

Batman: We're gonna need a bigger booth.

SUPER CAFÉ: BROS BEFORE MARIOS

Cut to Batman and Mario, the latter now wearing a Tanooki suit, facing off.

Batman: I'm Batman.

Mario: I'm Mario.

Batman: I'm Batman.

Mario: I'm Mario.

THE END