Super Café: Pros and Cons



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Transcript
Superman: So, you going to Comic Con this year?

Batman: Comic-Con? You mean that super crowded thing at the convention centre?

Superman: Yeah.

Batman: Why would I want to go to that?

Superman: Because it's fun, dude. You get to celebrate the popular arts. There's so much to learn and see.

Batman: Yes, see things like thousands of people standing in line or thousands of other people bumping into one another. It's like a massive ant farm except the ants wear costumes and carry giant bags everywhere.

Superman: What's wrong with costumes?

Batman: Nothing. I'm just not into cosplay, that's all.

Superman: Since when?!

Batman: Since always!

Superman: You dress up like a bat all the time.

Batman: I dress like a bat because I'm Batman. Still, those lines are WAY too long.

Superman: Not for me. If I want to see an exclusive trailer for in Hall H, I just float comfortably from outside and brrr, X-ray vision, super hearing, watch it with ease.

Batman: I don't think you're supposed to do that.

Superman: Well, Line the place and let it if it means that much to you!

Batman: Are there gonna be any good movie promos this year?

Superman: Let's see... Iron Man 3.

Batman: The Avengers wasn't Iron Man 3?

Superman: Pacific Rim.

Batman: What is that?

Superman: I don't know, something about giant robots and aliens.

Batman: Okay.

Superman: The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings prequel.

Batman: It's not exactly a prequel but yeah.

Superman: And, yours truly, Man of Steel. So why don't you want to be there?

Batman: It's because I'm the movie Comic Con deserves but not the one it needs. Y'know what I mean?

Superman: What, like the Twilight movie? Is that what it needs?

Batman: (long pause) Maybe.

Superman: Get your butt to the Con right now!

Batman: (running off) YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! ZARAGAHA...!

Superman: (sighs) Yes I can!

Super Cafe: Pro's and Con's

The end.

(Cut to the two heroes at Comic Con getting their pictures taken)

Random Attendee: How can you make your costume look so real?

Batman: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!