Hulk Spoils Movies

Hulk Spoils Movies is a skit from HISHE.

Transcript
(We open with Rhodey and Hulk at the D23 Expo being interviewed.)

Interviewer: So you two have a new movie coming out.

Rhodey: Yes. Infinity War.

Hulk: Ragnarok!... Oh.

Interviewer: What can you tell us about it?

Rhodey: Well, Infinity War is the culmination of all our adventures together. It's where we finally get to-

Hulk: Everyone dies.

Rhodey: Dude! You can't say that, man!

Hulk: Oh. Sorry.

Rhodey: What are you doing?

Hulk: Everyone not die. Happy Avengers!

Rhodey: I can't believe you just said that!

Hulk: Is Hulk in trouble?

Rhodey: I don't know. Maybe.

(Hulk grimaces and whines.)

Interviewer: Okay, moving on. What was it like making a movie with everyone on set together?

Rhodey: What can I say? It was great to finally see the entire-

Hulk: HULK SORRY, RHODEY! HULK SAD!

Rhodey: It's okay, man. I think we should just move on.

Hulk: Hulk almost as sad as when Han Solo die!

Rhodey: What!? Han Solo?! I still haven't seen that movie, man! Thanks a lot, Hulk!

Hulk: Han Solo not die.

Rhodey: (sarcastically) Oh, yeah, sure. I believe you now!

Hulk: Hulk not understand sarcasm! Hulk confused! Almost as confused as when Snape killed Dumbledore.

Rhodey: Man! What are you doing!? I just started watching the Harry Potters, man!

Hulk: That surprising! Like Bruce Willis being dead at the end of Sixth Sense!

Rhodey: Are you kidding me?! Is that what we're doing? Are we just gonna ruin all the movies now?

Hulk: Tyler Durden not real!

Rhodey: Just stop, man! Just stop!

Hulk: Soylent Green is people!

Rhodey: OK, well, that one's old. Nobody cares about that one.

Hulk: The Vulture in Spider-Man-

Rhodey: (loses it, grabs Hulk, and gets out of the room) Okay, that's it! This interview is over! Just turn the cameras off! Let's get out of here! Come on! (off-screen) What is wrong with you, dude?!

THE END

Trivia

 * The video is a parody of Don Cheadle and Mark Ruffalo's interview at the D23 Expo, in which Ruffalo nearly spoiled the ending of Avengers: Infinity War by almost saying that half of the universe dies before catching himself and saying "everyone dies" instead, much to Cheadle's chagrin. Here, the two actors are represented by their MCU characters.
 * Besides Infinity War, Hulk spoils, in order: The Force Awakens, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, The Sixth Sense, Fight Club, Soylent Green, and Spider-Man: Homecoming.