Do You Hear the Wolverine?

"Do You Hear the Wolverine?" is a song sung by Logan, Laura, Jean Grey, and the X-Men in "How Logan Should Have Ended."

Lyrics
Laura: Daddy live, Daddy you’ve got to live You can heal, please don’t make us cry

Logan: No my child. I’m sorry but it’s time I can not heal So now I die On these pages You’ll find my last edition Read them well When I finish my bleeding It’s a story Of a mutant with claws raging A mutant everybody loved Metal bones and super healing

Jean Grey: Come with Jean where claws will never slice you All your grit and scruff that once defined you X-men Heaven, please let him cross this divide

Logan: Laura, don’t be what they made you So this is what it feels like…

Jean: Take my hand It’s time for your finale Take my love Even though one time you stabbed me

Jean, Logan, and Professor X: And remember That Hugh Jackman is Logan To cast another person now Is simply a lost cause

X-Men: Do you hear the Wolverine? Finally finished with the fight All of his stabbing of the people Who do not know wrong from right Of all the Mutants and their worth There is a man that never dies Seventeen years of X-men And now he’s cutting ties We will live again in reboots In our Marvel Universe Even though we aren’t Avengers Rated R we’ll screw and curse An X-Men for adults And honestly things could be worse

Will you forget X2? How many Last stands will there be? We tried to make X-Men Origins But, just got more Wolverine First Class made the people sing Magneto Vs Bacon Then in the Days of Future Past Happy ending comes!

Quicksilver then joins the team Apocalypse does not succeed Somewhere beyond all that Xavier makes all of us deceased

Do you hear the Wolverine? Drinking his beer and saying "bub" It is a franchise stretched too far Now our Logan’s done Aah... Our Logan's done!

Trivia

 * The song is a parody of "The Finale" from the musical Les Misérables. Fittingly, Logan takes up the role of Valjean, a nod to both characters being played by Hugh Jackman.