How District 9 Should Have Ended

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 * Girl: You must eat the arm... then you will have its power.
 * Guy: When will this happen? It has been 20 years woman, I'm sick of eating these nasty things.
 * Girl: Well, make your own dinner then!


 * Wilkus: Hey, get up... I'm gonna get you out of here. I'm gonna get you yo your boy! Get up!
 * Christopher: Okay, but let me drive that thing. You don't know what you are doing.
 * Wilkus: Oh, yes good plan my friend. Have you- have you noticed how easily we communicating in separate languages-- Ughhhhhh! (Sobbing) Why would you do that? Why would you do this to me?
 * Christopher: That's for hitting me in the head with a shovel when I was trying to help you!
 * Wilkus: Please, don't leave me!
 * Christopher: See you in three years, jerk!
 * Wilkus: Nooo!!! Curse the taste of my own medicine!
 * (Three years later)
 * Wilkus: Christopher, you came back! It's- It's me... Wilkus. You can make me human again now, right?
 * Christopher: Oooh that! ...I sort of... forgot about that...
 * Wilkus: You forgot?!?
 * Christopher: Yes.
 * Wilkus: What the- How did you forget???
 * Christopher: Yeah, I kind of just focused on bringing back an army to declare war on your racist planet... for suppressing my people and now allowing us to go home. But if you want to change back now, we still can.
 * Wilkus: No, I'll just stay this way I think.