How Saving Private Ryan Should Have Ended



How The Saving Private Ryan Should Have Ended is the second episode of How It Should Have Ended and the first episode of Season 1. It is based on the 1998 American war film Saving Private Ryan.

It was released on March 8, 2007.

Trivia

 * This is the first How It Should Have Ended that is done on a movie made by Steven Spielberg.
 * This is also the first How It Should Have Ended done on a war film

Transcript

 * Ryan: What sir?
 * Guy: Earn this. Earn it.
 * (Flashback ended)
 * Ryan: That's all I have to say about that.
 * Old Lady: What an amazing story.
 * Guy: Wait a second, are you freaking kidding me? You couldn't have been a captain in World War II and been a private in the Vietnam War. Ok, Mr. I've Met 3 Different Presidents. I suppose next you'll be telling us you were on the Apollo 13 mission! After all you are a ping pong champion why wouldn't you go to the moon? Maybe it's because you were too busy being a record producer selling a major hit song in the '60s. Or maybe you lived on a deserted island for six years... Oh wait wait. No, no, you were in a volcano. I suppose there you met a mermaid in the ocean and fell in love right? Oh or maybe you were a cop and had a giant dog for a partner who wouldn't let you sleep in Seattle because your neighbors were burying people in their backyard. Oh better yet! When you were a kid made a wish to be bigger. That's clearly the only way you could've done all these things, right? I mean, according to you, you've done everything from dressing up like a woman to being Santa Claus!
 * Buzz Lightyear: Man, that guy was annoying.