How Top Gun Should Have Ended

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 * Maverick: I feel the need...
 * Ice: The need... for jet engines to create thurst in order to have differential pressure on the wings which achieves aerodynamic lift at high velocity! Oww!!
 * Maverick: No man, it's I feel the need for speed.
 * Ice: Ohhhh... Well, what did I say?
 * (Title: How Top Gun Should Have Ended)
 * Ice: We're in deep out here, Maverick. How about some help? Engage, engage.
 * Maverick: I got your mate dead ahead, Ice. Don't worry buddy, I got tone. Firing!
 * Ice: Great shot, Mav. Thanks!
 * Maverick: Yea no sweat, pal. Let's get the rest of these suckers.
 * Ice: We got one on our tail.
 * Guy: Don't worry, I'm here for you, Mav. I got him. I got him.
 * Maverick: Nice work my friend! You've got skills.
 * Ice: Thanks for the compliment, brother. Look out! There's another one!
 * Maverick: Dead, baby!
 * Ice: Nice job! Thanks for helping out a friend in need.
 * Maverick: Hey, I couldn't have done it without you.
 * Ice: You're the best.
 * Maverick: (Laughs) No, you're the best.
 * Ice: Hahaha, no way. You're the best.
 * Maverick: You're the best.
 * Ice: Nah, I couldn't be the best. You're the best.
 * Maverick: You are.
 * Boss: What the heck is going on up there?
 * Slider: You guys sure are chums all of a sudden.
 * Merlin: Yeah, I'm sorta shocked at all this change in character.
 * Maverick: BFF's baby!
 * Ice: All the way!
 * Maverick: Watch the birdie.. Kapow!!!!!
 * Ice: Remaining ones are bugging out because of our teamwork and kindess! Woo!
 * Both: (Laughs)
 * Maverick: We are laughing..
 * All: (Clapping and Cheers)
 * Man: You! You're still dangerous. But, you can be my wing man any--
 * (Maverick punches him in the face)
 * Maverick: My real best friend is dead because of you.
 * Goose: She took my wheels, I wanna sequeals... goodness gracious great balls of flames.