How Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle Should Have Ended

Characters

 * Spencer Gilpin
 * Dr. Smolder Bravestone
 * Anthony "Fridge" Johnson
 * Franklin "Mouse" Finbar
 * Martha Kaply
 * Ruby Roundhouse
 * Bethany Walker
 * Professor Shelley Oberon
 * Alex Vreeke
 * Seaplane McDonough
 * Russel Van Pelt
 * Nigel Billingsley

Transcript
We open with the players discovering their strengths and weaknesses.

Fridge: "Weapons Valet"?! What is that?!

Spencer: I think it means you carry my weapons in your backpack and then give them to me whenever I need them.

Fridge: You've got to be kidding me!

Spencer: Actually, this could be extremely helpful. (opens Fridge's backpack) Let's see what weapons you've got right now.

Cut to Van Pelt's goons riding through the jungle, only to be incapacitated by an energy blast. The camera pans over to reveal Spencer dual-wielding massive ray guns.

Spencer: Ha ha ha! This is awesome! And super easy! Kablamo!

Spencer runs off while firing his twin guns. The camera pans over to the other players, looking on in horror as Spencer continues his killing spree.

Spencer: Did you see that? His head came right off!

Bethany: Video games are so violent!

Spencer: Double kill! Hahaha!

Cut to the title.

Fade into the scene where Martha encounters Van Pelt.

Van Pelt: Game over.

Martha: I don't think so. Venom is my weakness.

She steps on a viper to get it to bite her... but it doesn't. She steps on it again, then another, to no avail.

Martha: Why isn't this working?! Come on!

Van Pelt: Well you just told me venom was your weakness. I'm not an idiot and I control the snakes. If you die, you'll just respawn further away with that thing. Speaking of... I'll take that.

Van Pelt takes the Jaguar's Eye from Martha before a snake bites her.

Martha: Dang it!

Martha respawns in midair and falls as Spencer swings nearby on a rope. He lets go and leaps, but...

Martha: I don't have it!

Spencer lands on the statue.

Spencer: Aw nuts!

Cut to far away as Nigel drives by. Five "Game Over"s are seen, indicating that all five players just lost the game.

Nigel: OH! Oh dear! Well, that didn't work. Looks like I'll have to kidnap some more unsuspecting children to play my jungle horror game! Ha ha ha ha... Jumanji!

Cue credits. Cut to Alex being bitten by a mosquito.

Alex: Oh no! Mosquito! I'm dead! (dies)

Bethany: I'll give him mouth... to mouth.

She leans over and does just that.

Martha: Bethany... I don't think-

Bethany: Shut up I'm saving him!

She then revives Alex.

Alex: Thank you for saving my life!

Bethany: You're welcome.

Another mosquito bites Alex.

Alex: Oh no! There's more than one mosquito in the jungle! (dies)

Bethany: I'll save him again!

Spencer: But you'll die!

Bethany: Worth it!

Fridge: Yeah, I'm out.

Bethany: Mwah! MWAH!

THE END